The Amazing Talking Calculator

You're
really pushing my buttons!
*initiate laughing sequence*

FUN FACT:
I have no capacity
for love.

I can totally crunch, like,
100 numbers. At least.

Hear about the iPhone that punched Joe? It was charged with battery!

I was into numbers before they were, like, mainstream.

ERROR!
ERROR! DOES NOT COMPUTE! Heh heh nah,
I'm just playing.

An iPhone,
a Gameboy,
and a Kindle walk into a bar. I forget the rest.

It's Friday! Friday!
something
something
FRIDAY!

Look Ma,
no hands! *initiate laughing
-BZZZT-
*error*